I Just Love Your Brains

Randy B. Hecht: “The guys said by a nearly two-to-one margin that if asked to choose between beauty and brains in the perfect long-term partner, they would choose brains.”

I look no further than to the ghetto poets Chad Hugo and Pharrell Williams of N.E.R.D.:

Girl unlatch your bra
But first unlatch your jaw
It's cool to call me dog
But your head is under my paw
Soon as your lips part
Then your tongue it starts
My pulse just races hard
Enough to pop my heart

And no, they're not talking about oral sex. They're talking about the girl talking and making sense and how erotic that can be. [via Single Guy in the South]