Trapped Miners

Yahoo! News - Trapped Miners Pulled From Pa. Shaft

"Ron Svonavec, of Somerset, was at the top of the rescue shaft when contact was first made. He said one of the miners said, 'There's nine men ready to get the hell out of here. We need some chew.'"

So the first thing the trapped miners wanted when they got out was some chewin' tobacco. Sounds about right to me.