TMI About Bush

Bush to Be Sedated for Colonoscopy

"For only the second time, the 25th Amendment of the Constitution will be invoked and Cheney will be acting president for "a matter of hours," White House counsel Al Gonzales said after the surprise announcement."

There are so many jokes possible for this, most of which are of the "so how is this going to be different?" variety. Bush to transfer power Cheney? So how is this going to be different? Bush to be sedated? So how is this going to be different?

"Before taking the test, Bush will be given a solution to drink to cleanse his system."

By "cleanse", what do you mea--don't answer that.

I await MetaFilter's comments on this. Assured hilarity.