Zach Stroum: “What I'm getting at here, is that the reason some of the most intelligent people on the planet aren't getting laid, even though intelligence is supposed to be this attractive feature, is because they think themselves into the ground. I'm not exception to this one either. If I had a nickel every time I mentally defeated myself or gave off the stinky fumes of desperation, I'd have enough money to pay to get laid.”

That article should probably be titled "Intelligent men don't get laid", since I know plenty of intelligent females that get laid. But even that is misleading: I know plenty of intelligent males who get laid. It should probably read "Self-conscious people don't get laid". [via MeFi]