4 headlines on Yahoo's front page: 1; 2; 3; 4

These headlines were on Yahoo's front page at 2:15 AM. Some quick responses:

As for the first story: terrorists attack people, not landmarks. Bridges are worth guarding, but terrorists generally look for very well populated areas. Felling Lady Liberty would be a symbolic victory, but I dunno, doesn't killing large numbers of people interest terrorists more?

Second story: Man, I don't think anybody saw that coming.

Third story: Just too funny.

Fourth story: well duh.