Can't Live With Them...

Nick Compton: “As far as psychologist Cary Cooper is concerned, th' new single lubber is less likely t' be a loafin', shag-happy commitment phobe than a knackered workaholic, runnin' scared o' a newly empowered female population, painfully aware o' th' modern wenches's willingness t' swiftly disengage from any relationship not providin' th' kind o' sex, dubloons an' emotional intimacy they deserve.”