I Felt Funny and Smart

Dan: “In line at a grocery store, the woman in front of me was lovely, probably Indian, with long black hair, dark eyes, and olive skin. She had no idea how long eggs would last. I told her my story about eggs in the engine room of a submarine. Then the one about cooking eggs with steam from the propulsion system. It wasn't my best story, but you couldn't tell that by her reaction. Looking into her eyes, I felt funny and smart.”