Memoirs of a Geisha

So Audaciously Stupid

Anne Ishii: “what makes Memoirs of a Geisha so audaciously stupid: It's set in Japan (where, believe it or not, English is not the official language), with an almost entirely Chinese starring cast performing completely in heavily accented English. The only Japanese you hear is unsubtitled Foley meant to historicize the story, with an incessant wooden flute playing a bad appropriation of Kitaro. The movie's credibility is a lose-lose situation for those filmgoers with any respect for Asia.”

Zhang Ziyi and Ken Watanabe sex scene in Memoirs of a Geisha
I think Zhang, Michelle Yeoh and Gong Li are all hot, but really, they should have cast women of Japanese descent for those roles.