Chris: “being an attentive boyfriend actually does require time out of your day (who’d’ve thought?) and while Fiona was busy slugging it out with the Viet Kong I’d managed to use that extra time to keep myself afloat. No handholding, no kisses, no dinner, no movies, no sex. I was tired and lonely and missing her desperately; but damnit I was productive. Now she’s back; and between ‘worky work’, ‘study work’, ‘sexy work‘, and ‘the internet’ you can guess what was cut. If this is what happens when geeks get girlfriends (potential Fox series — “When Geeks Get Girlfriends!”) I can only imagine what happens to all the guys who get married, or have kids. Christ.”
Can you run that by me again? Geeks get girlfriends?
