Guy Movie Quotes
I am ashamed to admit I have seen a minority (24) of the 51 greatest guy movies. The list gets the best lines wrong on some of the ones I've seen though, so here is my list:
Dazed and Confused: they say it's “That's what I like about these high school girls. I keep getting older; they stay the same age.” While that's a really good quote, my favourite comes later in the movie: “I only came here to do two things tonight: kick some ass and drink some beer. Looks like we're almost out of beer.”
Office Space: they say it's “It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.” I haven't seen it in a while, but I'm going to go with “I love kung fu.”
Animal House: they say it's “I'm a zit!” There are so many other better ones.
The Usual Suspects: “The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.” That is so the obvious—and therefore lame—choice. My favourite is, leaving out the context so you can go watch the movie and find out for yourself, is “1...2...3...4...5...6...7. Oswald was a fag.”
Die Hard: Actually, they get it right, but I prefer the edited for TV version: “Yippee-ki-yay, mother-mother.”
Scarface: they say it's “Say hello to my leetle friend.” My vote goes to “All I got in my life is my balls and my word, and I don't break them for nobody.” But they get the key scene right.
