Double Secret Job Posting
Here's a fun job posting from Microsoft: “Why settle for working on an established product that everyone knows about when you can work on a top secret project that has not yet been announced. You can enjoy saying phrases like "I could tell you, but I would have to kill you" and "Hey, you can't tell anyone what I do". The project for which this job relates is one of them.” There's no chance in hell I have the requirements, but I definitely have the desire to work on a top-secret project, and that has to count for something, right?
When the ad disappears from Microsoft's servers, you can see it by viewing source here and looking at the title element of the above link. If you don't know what I'm talking about, what are you doing on the web?